Big animals are imperial and noble, the smaller ones play less poetic games to survive, but can be badass. They are skilled hustlers collaborating hilariously to fool the people. So if monkeys steal your phone on your Indian vacation, don’t lose your faith in wildlife. You just paid for the show in that way.
12 Badass Animals Audacious Enough to Rob Humans
1) Magpie the Smoker
This one knows the tricks. The magpie pretended to stare at the tattoo at first and when the victim relaxed his guard it simply took what it wanted. Classic robbery. Hope this man managed to take a selfie to show to cops.
2) Rocket raccoon
Raccoons are recognized wildlife criminals. Their tactic is clear and effective. They wait till a couple of sweethearts come for a lovely picnic and clean their basket out. Raccoons are so tough that they constantly rob other animals like cats and dogs. These so-called cuties should be included in the most wanted list.
3) Thug otter
Evidently, this bandit was trained by his human boss to steal from other humans. We should admit the fact that otter’s body was made to rob vending machines. Mother Nature has a sense of humor. You like free snacks? No problem, just adopt an otter.
4) Pizza thief
Honestly, cats as a rule prefer other methods to get some food, but this one probably love pizza so much that he decided to steal a piece. As we see, he doesn’t act like an experienced thief. Don’t worry, cats are witty enough to escape penalty. He murmurs for a while and the owner forgets all the sins.
5) Rabbit and a cookie
This baby got a good lesson. Never trust a fluffy even if it looks like a fairy-tale character. This yard reminds a farm from the Disney movies: hen is walking in the background, rabbit plays with a baby, everything is green and nice, but the robbery brings us back into a severe reality.
6) Liberty City dog
This pug probably played GTA too much. He desperately wanted to swipe a car, but being a small creature, he was enough for a sledge only. The boy didn’t expect this red-coat to be so tricky, but it doesn’t matter, because the dog shockingly moves like a natural born slider.
7) Jerry the Slipper
It’s generally believed that mice steal nothing, but cheese. Forget the cartoons you’ve watched, this one is a prodigious slipper snatcher. He took the slippers directly off the feet of a filming human. Each slipper is more like a mouse house in size. Who is the king of the thieves now?
8) Monkey gang
These dudes do their stuff like true criminals from the ghetto. They probably know the buyer who will pay for these wheel cover. Or they were trained by a tricky human like the otter above. Anyway they’re hilarious. There must be a member of the gang responsible for distracting unsuspecting car owners.
9) Real-life Abu
Everyone knows that monkeys steal everything they see. Numerous tourists suffer from these jungle acrobats. You ease grip and a monkey is already there. And the chase is meaningless, because they play on the home ground.
10) Eagle the boss
“It’s my hood” the eagle seems to say taking the fish off the hook. It’s not a robbery in every sense of the word, because the eagle simply charges his stake for using the lake he controls. He is a big boss and the man doesn’t protest. He is allowed to keep the next catch. The laws of the wildlife are similar to the human ones.
11) Cat-fish in wait
It was an excellent shot. The man shouldn’t regret of a stolen take after filming this. The cat-fish risks much more than the eagle, because it can easily turn from a hunter into a catch. Luckily it escaped undamaged with a great story impossible to tell.
12) Sea lion spoils the photo
This man thought he conquered the sea when he caught a monster fish. He wanted to record his moment of glory, but this acrobatic sea lion was against it. What came from the water should rest in the water. The lion had a reliable bird fellow who was coordinating the robbery.